I’d buy that crossover.

“Over $1MM invested in this build, worth $20MM+, we know what we have, no lowballers or Palestinians. Bring a trailer.”

Jesus Christ. Millennials can’t even get prostitution right.

but the one time you smuggle a spider in a tube in your butt.. he gets loose, gets into the cocaine.. and its ALL OVER.

To me, #2 looks more like chopsticks than scissors. Still doesn’t make much sense, though.

Before the next time you feel like harping on “uneducated, poor English,” would you like some grammar pointers? Literally every sentence you wrote has a red flag.

Seems relevant

Wow. “Exactly 50" BMW’s = a lot of non-working turn signals.

Yes, I just find it interesting that the motor builder/developer (regardless of who) or even the car builder/racing team rarely gets mention unless something goes even slightly wrong but the driver reaps all the rewards and accolades. I mean; he could easily be having engine/car issues like in F1, as not everyone’s…

Bjork 1988-2001 (underrated)

If I still had mine:

Like I said, the fenders are either intact, or they weren’t destroyed if he did roll/pull them.

Wrong assessment. He shouldn’t have gone whipping as fast as he thought possible (that is, faster than he could safely judge the road). By the time he started thinking about ‘oh what do I do now’ he was already committed to going too fast into too tight of a corner. That is, he was fucked. The unfixable mistake was…

I have been in this situation more times than I care to remember. One time my first son somehow contained enough liquid shit inside himself to overflow his diaper and fill the seat of his car seat. He did it silently too - we had no idea he even pooped, we only noticed the smell after a minute. We had no idea the…

This one’ll do nicely for me.

Jesus Christ dude the Ferrari was already burned.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

The Honda Civic
Core competency: Fuel sipping commuter

Ford GT. Not based on any real performance factors but they all still have one thing in common: