I learned about motion sickness thanks to Doom....

They should have hired Kondom who did Bondage Fairies. Now that guy can draw bugs fucking like a boss. :D

Cat: "now take your clothes off... slowly."

What if you're all of them?

I had Trapjaw and Man-E-Faces added to my Masters of the Universe toys as a kid. My 1984 was awesome.

That works really well if the arcade's inside or around a mall or shopping center, where families can hang out. But for arcades that you pass on the street, it's best to just let people drop a few coins.

Coin op is fine. Just keep it cheap. The "dump your spare change here" approach works well.

Logel Fedelel...

Imagine calling out a Pokemon in the middle of pooping or fapping.

It collects breast data and needs to be always online. You also cannot lend it or sell it to other people.

The series was great until DLC Racer happened....

"am I not good enough?"

Damn. I saw the actual thread on /b/, I just didn't pay attention to it and thought it's another copypasta.

I actually did that back then.... Not my proudest boner.

That movie thought me that Asian men becomes incompetent when a white man is around.

Sip and spit.

Nuke it from space just to make sure....

They need to make a horror game like Silent Hill based on this setting or is there one already out there?

How tall is this? Can he beat up a Ken doll?

You can use it on spiders once they start trying to taking over.