Here is a fancy gal.

Not gonna lie, I added a “giggity” after I said the title.

This.

You don’t know me. Enough said.

Aye, where I come from insulting a man’s wife is grounds for an ass-whupping. Every red-blooded male would agree to this if he were in your position.

Honda Goldwings look super comfy. Big bike, but definitely more refined.

Loud for the sake of loud is “meh”.

BRUTAL.

The dealership experience isn’t limited to sleazy consumer facing car lots.

Probably DUI.

MY MY MY, WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE MR GTR.

POOP IN THE BATHROOM AND DON’T FLUSH. THAT WILL SHOW THEM.

This is good Jalopnik. TO THE TOP!

From my understanding, the Flex is built on a truck chassis. That explains the poor mileage.

Honda Civic Del Sol seats.

That said, suspension is the first upgrade with any vehicle! Or maintenance.

Any idea how much the wall will cost in terms of yearly maintenance?

Yes, the SF Bay and the surrounding natural landscape is beautiful and accessible. What is your point?

“RUN WHAT YA GOT!”

Drew,