One more question. Do you still do “vroom vroom” sounds? Ultimate jalop question here, folks.

Your version of that saying is so PC. :]

Huzzah for Jalopnik, our fiefdom is safe!

Approaching “whale-penis leather” absurdity.

Heh, I was going to ask the same question!

Since you put it that way...damn man lol.

Just as the Nazis learned in the first push into France, communications is important.

Fuck Game of Thrones.

Great insight. Vertical integration!

MM.. Time to get some rolled tacos.

Is that an INTEGRA motor in that Corvette? Blasphemy!

Meaty tires, ftw.

Doggy will probably provide more hours of enjoyment

Mach nen ab flug!

Did you ever address the post where someone called out the cluster as non-original to the car?

But you can still discern the fact that it is “used/pre-owned”. In the context of the article, it states that vehicles being sold are billed as a “Program car”. The question becomes, “What exactly is a Program car?”

Fuck yeah. Because, ‘murica.

I am leery of any transaction where a seller feels the need to use euphemisms to hide the true nature of the goods being sold.

Exactly. I for one, would so want to call for “ramming speed”. If not, at least pull out her valve stems.

The co-driver is wearing a SHORT tie. SHORT TIE, PEOPLE.