This is what I hear in my head when I watch these “Rubbing is RACING!” Ferraris:

Could a good gentleman or gentlelady more learned than me share details of the “RAWWWR” Ferrari?

I can’t stop laughing at the Ferrari with the “RAWWWR” mouf.

5th Gear: Auto Braking Is The Next Big Thing

My sports coat would have to have elbow patches. ELBOW PATCHES.

Forest Green...Tan Interior.

If you don’t know, now you know, _____.

Being sold due to divorce.

Definitely an Asian market vehicle. Look at those tires (tyres?)!

There is really something about a more simpler life. Less is more!

Ah, I would have loved to see that. I also need to make it home, someday.

This is also good.

Hah, I posted a Jay-Kay video as well.

TAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!111!1

One must not forget Jay-Kay.

Retro-future cool, man.

Found your horse.

Bangle doesn’t look so bad now in comparison to the more recent, contemporary designs.

Dem headlights.

This whip still looks good.