You sound like you wear a XXXL Polamalu jersey to job interviews

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Pictured: The Safety Dance

Good news for you, they’d never release specific lyrics.

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

Looks like NASCAR is now supporting a second Dick Trickle.

Irregardless? Is this real life? I really don’t mean to be a grammar nazi, but that’s about the lowest hanging fruit there is.

Stop ruining my joke with your facts.

The “take away the helmets and pads” argument makes me SO FUCKING ANGRY because it shows a fundamental ignorance of the history of the game itself. Do you know WHY they introduced helmets? Because people were DYING on the field. Literal death! Right there! This idea that taking helmets away will somehow magically make…

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Who the hell at GM decided that using the reverse lights as approach lamps was a good idea?

What if it’s a lumberjack funeral. They die too, you know. If a tree falls in the woods and kills a lumberjack, will your list fall on deaf ears? You know nothing of the plight of the mourning lumberjack.

Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.