...why not? You can be famous and normal, too.

Wait. You think homophobic subway preachers are LESS annoying than crying babies? Because seriously, I'd rather sit next to a crying baby on a train (or plane or automobile) than a homophobic street preacher.

Yeah, my dad's brother was homeless. He had many, many offers of help over the years, but he refused them because his family wanted him to maybe get some help for his addictions too. He finally hung himself in jail (where he'd been arrested for something like the 30th time that year for public intoxication). Can't…

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING.

I had that frog key chain. And the skirt on the right. RIP DeLIA*s you will live on in my velvet embossed heart forever.

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson…

And this is how I picture RA Kirk.

Kirk gravely underestimated how awful a bunch of 18 year olds with their first shot at freedom could be.

One guy got busted by the RA on the day after Halloween, dressed as a pirate swigging Captain. Guy stayed in character. 'Arrrrrrggg' and 'Write up' were thrown around a lot. Captain Tim, you forever have my respect. RA Kirk, you were destined to lose that fight.

dO iT. iT wAs PReTTy CLevEr.

That's why grunge was such a fucking GODSEND. I was already wearing ripped jeans with thermal underwear underneath, already wearing black t-shirts and flannel shirts, and already wearing ripped tights with baby-doll dresses and either Doc Martens or Chuck T's. All of those things are flattering on nearly every body…

Me?

Nooooo

Nothing makes me want to friendzone a guy more than a guy complaining about being friendzoned. Also, it's too bad a fedora isn't included in that list of things to buy

Damn, when did Zhu Li become a character? Because she stole the show. Faithful assistant, badass mech warrior, pissed off assistant, real good at taking her way out of a situation, and the scientific standard measurement for weight in the Avatar universe.

I just found this funny.

I hated Rafi so damn much, it took me a bit to realize you are supposed to hate him, he's not a human being you should like.

Rafi is the freaking best. Every show should have a deranged perverted homicidal psychopath.