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maybe it's friendship in dog world??

It's weird to say now, but I miss my dog farting on me. The smell was god awful and he always looked so damn surprised when it happens I could never be mad. Sometimes I would have to kick him out of the room just to air out, but at the end of the day he would be my bed buddy. He passed away this year and it's been

UGH AGREED... the test...

haha OH MILEY! *cue 80's sitcome laughter*

Heels have done sever damage to feet over the years. It was originally a men's fashion. Funny huh?

What are you talking about?

Seriously. How great would it be if a gang of models just beat the living shit out of him in broad daylight? Just visually even. That would be a great Tarantino scene....

excuse me while steam shoots out of my ears. hummuna hummuna hummuna

hmmm that's a good question. This might be wrong, but maybe it might be because they consistently hire/ fund Terry Richardson? He's pretty gross, from what all the reports are saying ( I mean multiple websites, not just gawker/jezebel universe). but again I'm just doing guess work. I'm as lost as you guys

Spit cola all over my screen after reading this. You win.

You mean people with Celiac disease? Also, Didn't they already prove the whole gluten free diet thing was bullshit? This isn't an attack on people who actually have Celiac disease btw. That actually sucks. I'm more so talking about people who say they can't eat gluten but have no idea what it is. ( I use to waitress

I feel lucky because I'm in an area where people are usually bit more open to discussion and discourse. I have no problem with people having a gun/guns ( in fact a friend and me are signing up for a Groupon for a shooting range to see what all the hubub is about), as long as they have psychological tests and

I JUST WANNA..... GRRRRRRR!!!

OMG "Yes" to everything you wrote. Can I marry your brain?

Seriously? Couldn't find a single Native American actress? God, I hate Hollywood so much sometimes. It's always the same sad, white guy movie every damn year and then a white-washed remake of a foreign film.

I didn't lose my virginity till I was 21. The only reason I did because I felt I was finally ready. Turns out I was right! haha :) no reason to rush, just as long as you don't build it up too much in your mind. Luckily my first time was fun and the boy was a very, very cute friend of mine.

aww they share the same lipstick! <3

I sense a disturbance in the internet. Or he may very well be too hot for this comment section.

yea.... I like men that have a little somethin somethin extra. All these dudes look like sex robots made from the same mold. but the boring, lame kind of mold. Plus are there like 2 hispanic dudes out of the white dudes there (or they could just be very very tan dudes). Where are the host asian dudes? Sexy black guys?

haha Boob tape. hilarious.