[tears off mattress tag]

Chris McDonald voicing Superman in The Call was great because he had previously voiced Jor-El in STAS!  So as Superman ages, he becomes more like his father.

I’d sue for being replaced by Noah Wyle.

“I didn’t see a thing.”

Its true and kinda a big surprise. When she showed up at my nephews bar mitzvah we were all taken a back but her fees are very reasonable and she had a killer DJ set

It’s Professor Charles Bohner.

No, I love looking down my nose at people, so that can’t be it.

it’s like when Mom knocked while opening the door anyway

Scott Rudin certainly cared about Broadway, and is maybe the most important producer since Hal Prince, but he’s also an abusive monster (not sexually, but in every other way). Also Rudin’s and Weinstein’s love of their shows and movies did not stop them from often mangling them for commercial reasons, traumatizing…

TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!

Fortunately they canceled his show at the cocaine factory. 

I guess we can disagree on EM’s performance, but that’s not a “slowed-down version of a 90’s song.” It’s two of Enjoy the Silence’s original mixes (released as a single in 1990) cut together. The slow part is the Harmonium mix, while the rest is from the album bonus track mix. And yes, I’m big Depeche Mode nerd.

In 1998, Warner Brothers held their 75th anniversary film festival at the Fine Arts theater here in Chicago: 7 days full of Warner films, each day a different decade. I bought a pass and managed to see 3-5 movies per day. It was one of the best weeks of my life, and it contained the single greatest moviegoing…

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

OK.  I can see how Germany conquered Poland in 6 weeks.

You are physically a disappointment for undisclosed reasons.

They can start by acquiring the broadcast rights to The Venture Bros.

Yes I think it’ll be more interesting if Walker doesn’t take a heel turn, if he’s just the slightly assholish milquetoast government-approved Captain America (TM.) Now obviously the commercials say Sam gets the shield back—which BTW I don’t know how Sam or Walker could possibly usefully toss around as a weapon!—and…

They tried to get Tracy Chapman too, but she had a fast car.