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Also, there is no way the crowd at the Unity Concert would give even 1% of a shit about the Decemberists.

"People are playing with my cones" sounds so dirty.

I even know this. It pains me that I know this. I still like almost everything I loved as a child to some extent, but Power Rangers is at the top of a short list of things that I am ashamed to have ever liked. It is so so terrible.

So, what do you think he could have possibly done in 3 years that made Leslie fire him, but still keep Terry around?

Ron: *breaks chair*
Tom: Ron! What was wrong with that one?!
Ron: It was too perfect. It looked machine-made.

"The sawdust from Ron's chair is everywhere! My sinuses are on the fritz and smell is 90% of taste - MAYBE 95!!!"
"Okay Craig. Donna is gonna be your wine taster. You guys'll work as a team."
"Fine, but if he raises his voice once - ONCE - I'm out."
"Please don't stick to that policy."

Literally yelled "MINIATURE HORSE!" at the TV.

As my lab mate (who is a grown ass man BTW) will tell you, the Power Rangers is still on the air, albeit with a different cast.

Sooo… We all knew that Archer was the father, right?

"Passes to who? Like in sports? Boring whale sports!"

"That would help me buy my bar. I wanna get a bunch of monkeys. Call it The Monkey Bar. OR - OOO - or crows! I could call it The Bar With All the Crows!"

"It says here ambergris is illegal to sell because whales are endangered. Oh well. I'll just, um, look up the number for the Whale Crimes Unit."

Um… Wow. I think you missed the point entirely.

I was so excited Gabriel was back, I didn't even care how they hand-waved away his death. Then it turned out fake and I was sad.

Metatron going through the old books was also sort of a nod to what the writers have been doing the past couple seasons. There have been a lot of callbacks and old characters popping up lately.

Yeah. The Lucy stuff was meh. But I loved the joke about it being a boat designed to be sinkable but not sinking.

But I liked the reverse Titanic. I thought it was funny. Different strokes, I guess.

Like I said to someone above, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw it from now on when Bob is shirtless. This show does continuity well for an animated sitcom. For example, it was pointed out to me that the ice cream machine still has dents from that time a robot shark bit it.

RED SHARPIE PORN!
(Seriously, the way Emily uncapped it at the end was total fan service.)