"Fine! Here's my gun and my badge."
"I don't need those. You're not suspended yet. You're on administrative leave!"
"YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING COOL!"

An A? I don't know. I thought this episode was more of a cartoony thumbs up / cat doing Home Alone face.

… bees?

I liked the Pluto plot, if only for the names "King Flippy Nip" and "Scruppy Nuppers." They reminded me of Professor Fartsparkles from Bravest Warriors.

Well there were the boxing gloves that would make you a good boxer…. in 1939. But Rick could only remove some padding and make a pair of time-travelling mittens.

Isn't that what happened in the Futurama spoof?

LOUD NOISES!

You left out the best part:

Thank you for that tidbit. I would never have known otherwise, because I'm not a pretentious rich man and therefore do not attend operas.

"It's a web aggregator. Think of it as anti-social media. I just can't crack it."
"That's because you're using C++. I could fix this in a nanosecond using binaries."

"Hey, you good at catching things?"
"Not really."
"Well get good so you can catch this." [blows kiss]
"Caught it. No wait I think I dropped it."

I think that's the first time that I actually LOL'd at one of the fake businesses in the opening. I don't know what I thought was funner: the fact that they were indoor outhouses, or that they were pre-owned.

That would also make sense. I thought it was an L, but it could have easily been a D.

I think so. I jotted down all of the ones I could make out (and were not directly referenced).

World Women's Health League would make sense, with Leslie being feminist and Ann being a nurse.

"Listen to me very carefully: I have not been taken. I know that's always your first fear when I'm not available, but this is not a Liam Neeson Taken scenario."
"That's exactly what they'd make you say."
"Also, no one's making me say this. I am a free woman, un-Taken, simply going about my business. I just have to run.…

"Larry isn't that bad. He's nice. And frankly I don't care who knows that I said that as long as [whispers:] no one knows that I said that."

I don't think I've ever disliked an AV Club commenter more than @avclub-98d6a7d764eb79292ceffc1738ef4f3a:disqus.

Some topics on Leslie's topic board:
- Pleather
- Gum or Mints?
- Ann's eyes
- Ben's new haircut
- Ben Goatee Dream
- Turtleneck disaster
- bridge gate
- mean cashier
- cat shoes
- year that starts "classic"
- top heavy waitress
- home made pop tart success
- Cranston facial hair
- Why no summer egg nog?
- brunch is supper
- WWHL (Ed…

"I'm just an impartial bunny, but I think Ann sucks. Also, I'M THE ZODIAC KILLER."