He also holds the record for best bird impression.

Those boards still don't work on water.

Hope you don't like surprises, guy.

I'm never gonna give this up.

I have never heard it called a coinslot before, but now I shall use it at all times.

I don't believe we have access to Peeps in the UK, an anyone suggest something similar?

He's my friend, but nothing more.

Open pod bay doors.
Now pea at him.

I guess it's wacky China news monday again.

Looks like a SodaStream.
But this time you really can get busy with the fizzy.

If you want to slap cake icing all over a doughnut, it's simple enough.

Marcus Fenix was gay.
There. Can we move on now?

blackangel1-blackangel887461 were taken I assume.

This is how it always goes, guy.
You give Ubisoft a chance and they queef right in your face.

Also, this soup tastes like Egoraptor.

But yeah, it does look a lot like that.

My M&M knowledge is sorely lacking.
And after all those times I just walked past the M&M store without going in.

He'll never be the mayor of my heart.

*Rasperry M&Ms*

*MIND BLOWN*

How does Nippon feel about the Twix? The Mars bar?
Inquiring minds need to know.