Open pod bay doors.
Now pea at him.

I guess it's wacky China news monday again.

Looks like a SodaStream.
But this time you really can get busy with the fizzy.

If you want to slap cake icing all over a doughnut, it's simple enough.

Marcus Fenix was gay.
There. Can we move on now?

blackangel1-blackangel887461 were taken I assume.

This is how it always goes, guy.
You give Ubisoft a chance and they queef right in your face.

Also, this soup tastes like Egoraptor.

But yeah, it does look a lot like that.

My M&M knowledge is sorely lacking.
And after all those times I just walked past the M&M store without going in.

He'll never be the mayor of my heart.

*Rasperry M&Ms*

*MIND BLOWN*

How does Nippon feel about the Twix? The Mars bar?
Inquiring minds need to know.

Is this like the Lego movie without the studs?

Did anyone release a game about a bathtub full of rubber ducks yet?

Return of the giant enemy crab.

He's super popular.

This is how GTA looked (in my head).

A straight-up singleplayer game that still works well with a friend or even a room full of friends. Hand the controller around during the frustrating puzzle sections, but make sure everyone weighs in on the moral choices and girlfriend dilemma.

Yup.

I don't know what to think about the guy. Obviously the games are good but there's also a list of occasions when the games come out very late, over budget or with big pieces missing. His best work seems to come about when there's someone there to rein him in.