How did that work out for you?

Sumerian.

He was the fucking best.

Bust in Peace.

If it was anything like my YouTube suggestions it would be just videos of fat guys filming themselves in cars "reviewing" hamburgers.

I don't want to see that, YouTube.

Chris Morris's JAM

That would explain the headaches.

Good time for this.

That guy has my glasses.

That store is more sign than store.

I didn't count, so it was a reasonable guess.

Well we're 20 roof tiles short, there'll be no orphanage, I'll tell the children.

Shhhh, she'll hear you.

Ban this sick filth.

There are 3 (Three) Taco Bells. That's some sort of thing.

The allure of the churro alludes me still.

Well sure, diet Coke. You wouldn't want it to get silly.

I think it's more fair to say that if you don't try you can never succeed and that not having a guarantee that a thing you have not done yet will be the the biggest thing ever is not really excuse enough for not doing it at all.

No need to choose, you're probably a dick.

Ugh. Salad.