Given the chance, a dolphin would kill you and everything you love.

Bingo

Wearing tiny hats.

Looks like Minecraft+Secondlife, which sounds like fun if the price is right.

That Ninja Brian sure gets around.

I didn't even know the film was in production.

Yep, sometimes it's also a straight dick.

Cradle's looking for $300,000 on Kickstarter.

I'm trying to remember the transformer that wore a green coat.

Me too.

Water is the worst part of the ocean.
Everyone knows that.

Good job I was super serious then.

OHMYGODPUTITONPCMODITTOTHISPLAYITCONSTANTLY

Mega forme Super Smash?

Sounds fine.

Take these glasses.
Retrofit into Bayonetta.

The other way round, so yes, it's basically the same.

This will either be:

Well, colour me motion sick.