It's getting less and less likely that this is an elaborate joke.

Next up, a TV series based on a napkin Lucas used one time.

I'm going to be more impressed once I actually SEE the multiple paths in action, rather than once again just hearing about them.

That's cool.
Not own the system cool, but cool.

Tiny Tina or nothing, thank you.

Totally legit for backs.

Yup

If Hello Kitty stands for one thing it's getting completely smashed.
Oh, and "back massagers".

Seems like a reasonable pose with no drawbacks.

Achievement: Diabetes unlocked

All I kept thinking was "It looks fine, but why aren't those guys flying?"

In the dictionary under "Smug".

That was the perfect mix of food, review and cat.

How's the weather back there in the past, Iran?

I'm pretty sure Rockstar won't put children in GTA for this very reason. That's one of the reasons Bully exists.

Or people that want new armor. Like me.

Oh joy, more crafting roadblocks.

So, blurry pixels count as HD now?