I shall go off and have fun while you toil in your grey and brown world.

The fun one, yes.

I like the part where you can be a superhuman badass.
That might be from a more exciting game though.

Someone else said it, but I will repeat it.

Physical DLC is bad.

Hey Kotaku, tell me more about how I can switch the layout back.

Pretty sure that fun should be blurred out.

"binging the game"?

There's a joke here somewhere, but I just can't find the hook.

Well, this bit sure has legs.

So to speak.

Do you feel sad, China? Do you?

Just goes to show, you're never too young to obnoxiously shuffle your hand.

It makes the CARS DANCE?
Give that man a medal.

Next level pointing.

Who gets to name this stuff? Because it's pretty excitingly named.

Asks for $1000000.
Makes it exclusive to the UK.

Actually asking for £643832

The irony.

The Boobies: Magic Comes From There.

Is Korrina's outfit Pokemon themed? Looks like something's going on there.

I am super delicious, but please don't consume my face. Meow.

Always reminded me of the handle on a Gamecube.