There's not mushroom for anything else.

Luckily a large chest is a sure sign of musical talent.

That's a level of mechanics I can't even picture.

Who plays games while lying on their chests?
Sounds like your head would be constantly locked looking up.

Might I suggest you take one of these and call me in the morning?

If you can rip them off then that's way cheaper than you want.

I don't see it.

What was then name of Japan's GOOD comedian again?
I thought they didn't have that, at least, not comedians as I understand it.

Chinese professor calls for graduates to give up DOTA, perhaps give LOL a try.
This speach sponsored by Riot.

"Stormed"? Really?

This is the same country with a penis festival, so this should probaby be fine.

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Doom was always a big George Michael fan.

I was sad when McDonalds stopped the Bump of Chicken sandwich.

Been there before. Hur hur hur.

CROTCH

Jimmy Fallon always seemed like a cut price Mike Myers to me, but then we don't get that show in the UK. At least, I don't think we do.

Do you know how to play the Sonic game?
Take your name and add "the hedgehog" to the end of it and put it into google images.

Enjoy the awful magic.

So long as it features zero shity pallet swap deviantart characters it should be golden.