I knew that gun looked familiar.

Bet she still sounds like Nico.

I really want this game not to be a murder simulator.

I was a little excited there for a second until I remembered that there's supposed to be three of these things instead of two.

Ugh. Right in the childhood.

I don't know, that hat's giving him more of a Krueger vibe than I'd like.

So, it's Died Hard?

Whenever I see triangles and a sword I immediately assume it's Link art.

I kinda want that half apple controller.

Is her choker a shrimp?

Maybe it should be a banana.

I assume this turns into fight club at some point.

Yeah, I'm sure they're all lining up to not make all that money.

And here I am without a Move.

Oh, wait. That's a good thing.

Lightning may well return, but hasn't she burned up all her good will already? Maybe there'll be more DLC that makes her tollerable, but I doubt it.

I believe we have made our position clear in regards to not talking and accepting our currency.

Car-bone-ite

You got me. I'm a jumpest.

So, you can buy a full size lancer or portal gun but only a 12 inch dubstep gun? Seems lazy, like the game.

Probably has a better community than the real thing though.