Ok then.

The heels maybe.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't... really live in glass houses.

I'm sure it's cool if you have the Johnny Mnemonic head gear, but I just don't get it from the footage.

Sick burn.

There's an internet full of porn and we still need fan service?

Catch up with the rest of us, Japan.

It was okay, not enough dragons.

All I wanted to do was make the same game for the third time and pretend like I didn't just do that.

Zombie Boy approved it, how bad could it be?

No-one's got that pony hair right yet.

Cannibalistic coke.

Holy balls, those three giant goddesses.

'Tis surely witchcraft.

Those necromorphs made of bin bags had better run.

The penisblade was very popular among students of Balamb Garden.

Epic Meal Time

Swords of mild depression.

You activated my..... missing child.

TLDR:
People were looking for a secret, failed to find it.