Cool. I hope they both spontaneously combust.

If you feel the need to use this “service” than I would implore you to seek therapy as it would be a better use of your time and money.

The raisin pretzel w/ the frosting dipping sauce is my favorite.

I’m happy you like Star Wars.

Waiting for the “Kid Fucked Around and Found Out” article.

Sweet baby Jesus, these people are outside their damn minds! No more internet for me today, kthxbai! 

DeSantis is about to have a bad time.

I hope you are able to quit with relative ease and wish you nothing but success in doing so!

Hey, maybe it’ll help him out too! Ganbatte! 

I see they all went shopping at the Gap before this.

wtf is this corny mfer talking about? lol

Yeah, I would have just lied. I know she shouldn’t have to but it is what it is. 

I’m waiting for The Takeout’s article about the strawberry scene w/ a strawberry tart recipe included. 

Fuck J.K. Rowling

Yeah, they’ve really turned up the heat.

Thanks. I love it.

Good.

“...operating dangerous machinery such as ovens.”