Oh, Nick... You’re about to have a bad time, buddy.

The comments are going to be horrible, aren’t they?

Clive is gonna fuck.

They just added Part 1 to the title. It’s the full game. 

The Firefly Edition ($100) was sold out within the hour it was put up for preorder so that was two days in a row that I got screwed out of a special edition (fuck you Nintendo and Wario’s ugly ass face!). It sucks that you pretty much have to be constantly turned on in regards to the internet to be able to get these…

Christmas gonna be lit! 

I liked how he was all “Have a DOSE of this!” when talking about that horror game from Bloober. Very troll. 

What an unfortunate last name.

I practically spent all day at work and a majority of my time at home trying to get one for myself. I made it through the queue twice only to be told I reached item limit which was a damn lie. I’ve never been so pissed off at a company before in my life. I can’t wait to spend another full day of my life for an…

As a gay man I would just like to thank everyone who is not picking up what this asshole is putting down. Seriously. Thank you. 

Kingdom Hearts 4 gonna be lit! 

So not getting more money means he had Disney by the balls? Sounds like he lacked the courage of his conviction. 

“As far as I’m concerned, I’m not buying toys, I’m chasing stories.”

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OH NO THE STUPID CHIPMUNK MOVIE WAS SPOILED AHHHH!

When I bought my XSX a couple months ago I knew there was a high possibility that Starfield (my justification for getting an XSX) would be pushed back, but it still sucks. XBox will be ok though and it’s certainly not the end of the world. I do have a question though: is that guy calling people who have a PlayStation “…

I stacked 3 years of PS Now for this?! Fml...

I’m a fat bitch too. :(

My family does not need another excuse to stare at their phones the whole time during dinner. Just give me a menu, thanks.

This is all unnecessary. Just let me order the damn thing.