Everybody’s going to yell at me and insult me, but I say it ‘s the Toyota Camry Hybrid. I’ve driven one of those, days in a row, through stop-n-go Interstate traffic (typically forty minutes to go ten miles through the middle of Tampa) and I was the happiest driver in the whole fuming lot. They’re all out there on the…

I present to you the Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham with Monticello VELOUR! Just look at how lovely this is!

‘50s Nash with reclining seats. Sleep away your troubles.

I’m a Jeep fan but I have to say, I agree with the Fish Guy. It’s incredibly disrespectful to the environment and an ad like that really encourages bad behavior on the part of Jeep owners. Hunters and fishermen, who make up a large segment of the Jeep market, are (or should be) great stewards of the environment. Jeep…

500sec AMG in this green

You need a 500, you don’t need anything else.

I don’t care what anyone says, this is the greatest time to be a car enthusiast. Right now. It has never been as good as this. The amount of variety, performance and luxury available is absolutely incredible. 800+hp Challengers. 700+hp Grand Cherokees. 700+hp Shelby Mustangs. 700+hp Corvettes. All with factory…

This right here. Performance brakes tend to squeal, but generally their advantages aren’t really manifested unless you get your brakes really hot. For the vast majority of drivers, the extra heat capacity of the pads isn’t worth the trade off of squealing. However, if the extra heat capacity matters to you, it is way…

this x 1,000

The urban male millennials that I work with are quite literally afraid to ride a motorcycle. They also don’t know how to drive a car with manual transmission. I know more female millennial motorcycle riders than males. And none of them would ever consider a H-D. They tend towards the Suzuki SV650 and its peers. Cheap,…

I took a tour of the Harley plant in Milwaukee years ago. After sitting through their short film of all the bad decisions they’ve made over the years, was even less likely to buy one than when I went in.

20 years ago, BMW and HD had exactly the same issue. They sold pretty much three basic platforms and then just hung different bodywork on them to make the suitable for specific use.

Best news I’ll hear all day. Having lived on a busy road and been awakened every summer night for years by the sound of those stupid bikes, I’m fucking glad to hear it. I hope biker culture dies with it. All the leather and denim cosplay is a real bummer. My favorite South Park episode is about this stupid subculture.

I know hating all things Harley is the cool thing to do right now, but for a bunch of “enthusiast” it seems like people are approaching this all the wrong way. Harley is losing big because they have the biggest piece of the pie.

I like this one:

Never know when we might need more dentistry puns — we should put you guys on retainer.

Poor robot is probably just trying to pay its way through school, planning to get a job in automotive assembly after graduation.

It would be better to get him admitted to art school.

Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

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