Why is there no "Working Father" magazine?

@Billy O'Keefe: There are two halves to this...

@theformatter: Two words: pipe cleaners ([jas.familyfun.go.com]). They have a stiff wire running through the middle and a furry outside that protects the cables. They are a good size for going through pegboard holes and even come in multiple colors (you know, for color coding cable runs!).