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Craig truly has an unforced gift of gab. We need to being back the weirdo talk show hosts. I’m not sure if he or Conan is my all time favorite. The likes of Jimmy Fallon and James Corden seem so forced and phony. I suppose they appeal to more people though.

I watched the show when Craig Ferguson was the host and stopped when he retired from it. The show’s appeal was really all about him.

Can we get Craigy Ferg back? He was such underrated host. He’d rip up the note cards and just riff and do weird bits with a horse puppet. 

Natalie Portman’s Oscar campaign for Black Swan heavily promoted the idea that Natalie had transformed herself into a professional ballerina with about a year of training as adult and did all of the dancing in the movie herself. Sarah Lane, one of her doubles, and ballet dancers generally, took offense to the claim

And this is a problem why?

Yeah, I don’t have an opinion on Heard, but this is a really bad look for ACLU.

This whole series of trials is an absolute shit show. The details are horrifying on both sides. What I hate the MOST are Depp fans turning court footage into GIFs and laughing at the whole thing.

Honestly, I’m getting to the point where I hope this rag finally just fails. So tired of the bad takes. They’re becoming the equivalent of a liberal Fox news with all their weird spinning of reality. They sure as hell better not criticize Fox anymore for their lack of research given they’re basically putting in the

It’s NOT bullshit. I’ve worked with process servers in the past. The stuff you see on tv about them doing whatever it takes to serve papers is basically true. They will dress up as delivery guys, pretend to be clients, raging fans, etc. to get the job done. Sudeikis would have no say on the matter regarding that. That

Ah yes, the opposite of “waste not”. Why keep a perfectly good thing and just freshen it up when you can chuck it in a fucking landfill for no reason?

It’s George Thorogood, not Joe. My GenX heart weeps. Carry on.

Who is this Joe Thorogood and the Destroyers, and where can I find more of their music?....

....ok. that’s unfortunate for you. the rest of us will enjoy this incredibly wholesome, neat thing, and not be unnecessarily rude.

Here’s an idea: Maybe you could start a “Dirt Bag: Kardashian” column separate from “Dirt Bag.” I’m not the first person here lately to say that a large number of us scroll right past all this Kardashian crap to read the rest of the gossip. Seriously though, it might help you get better data on how many of us click

Aww man. Where Etsy’s gone is so sad. I see the same *definitely not handmade* sellers on there as Amazon :(

Shelter Cat Update!

Out of 6 posts in this dirt bag, 4 are about KarTRASHians. Ugh

Annie Murphy based a lot of Alexis’s weird, affected mannerisms on Schitt’s Creek on watching youtube clips from the Kardashians’ show. She couldn’t stand to watch full episodes. That really made me relate to her & admire her performance even more. 

Roberts is aware that, despite all the evidence of injustice, abolition of the child welfare system can be hard to envision—but examples already exist. In the nation’s wealthy, white communities, rates of child welfare involvement are extremely low.