Ah yes, the opposite of “waste not”. Why keep a perfectly good thing and just freshen it up when you can chuck it in a fucking landfill for no reason?

It’s George Thorogood, not Joe. My GenX heart weeps. Carry on.

Who is this Joe Thorogood and the Destroyers, and where can I find more of their music?....

....ok. that’s unfortunate for you. the rest of us will enjoy this incredibly wholesome, neat thing, and not be unnecessarily rude.

Here’s an idea: Maybe you could start a “Dirt Bag: Kardashian” column separate from “Dirt Bag.” I’m not the first person here lately to say that a large number of us scroll right past all this Kardashian crap to read the rest of the gossip. Seriously though, it might help you get better data on how many of us click…

Aww man. Where Etsy’s gone is so sad. I see the same *definitely not handmade* sellers on there as Amazon :(

Shelter Cat Update!

Out of 6 posts in this dirt bag, 4 are about KarTRASHians. Ugh

Annie Murphy based a lot of Alexis’s weird, affected mannerisms on Schitt’s Creek on watching youtube clips from the Kardashians’ show. She couldn’t stand to watch full episodes. That really made me relate to her & admire her performance even more. 

Roberts is aware that, despite all the evidence of injustice, abolition of the child welfare system can be hard to envision—but examples already exist. In the nation’s wealthy, white communities, rates of child welfare involvement are extremely low.

“did you fail 11th grade biology????” the transphobes screech

I know his perspective is rooted in hatred, not ignorance, but it’s probably worth pointing out that the perfect correlation Cawthorn seems to assume exists between chromosomes and genitals just isn’t there. Intersex people are real. Not everyone has XX or XY chromosomes. And not every person with XX chromosomes has a…

So how would a sham of a ‘drug certification program’ overrule the FDA and DEA when it comes to classification of drugs?  

I have sympathy for anyone struggling, that being said, it seems she lacks taking responsibility for her actions like many alcoholics. She admittedly took medication and alcohol to the point where she blacked out but seems to feel she is the victim of the mom who took to Twitter and her now former friend. She even thro…

Factual error in the first sentence. She does NOT swim for “Penn State”. She is a student and athlete at the University of Pennsylvania, and completely different University hundreds of miles away from Penn State. Always annoying when those school are confused as they are VERY different institutions. 

That is a Madlibs of a title.

Tom Cruise is a good example of excellent cosmetic work, expertly done. There is *no way* a normal-ass short, 59-year old white guy looks like he does, which is a discreetly crag-ified version of his mid-20s prime self. He’s had work done. Lots of it. Maybe he’s got an entire surgery/derm/aesthetic team on retainer;…

I would not be at all surprised if Valieva turns out to be ignorant to her own drug use, in which case I feel bad because she would be a victim of the exploitative Russian doping program. But with regard to Russia, we’re past the point of it mattering whether Valieva knew or not. If Russia is not to run roughshod over…

Ed Sheeran’s suit is a lovely colour, he just looks terrible in it and I also have no idea why he is standing like that.