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Or America’s Other Favorite Dad

Yeah, I was surprised by the negative tone of this story—has Avenatti done something bad?

*whispers* I didn’t get it, either. Thanks for asking.

I’m a simple girl. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Even if their relationship isn’t close, even if she wasn’t thrilled with having him walk her down the aisle, this has to hurt. A part of you is always that rejected little girl who wants to believe her parents aren’t complete and total assholes. The fact that this is happening on a world stage also adds humiliation to…

The family sabotage this poor women has had to endure is astounding.

I mean, in 24 hours he goes from staging photos around town to suddenly, kinda, maybe pulling out? And everyone is very publicly devastated? Sure.

Diane Kruger wore a potentially stomach-covering gown to Cannes and now everyone’s convinced she’s preggo with that dude’s baby. Norman? Ugh what’s his last name. I don’t care enough to look this up.

Mr. Markle will be awakened a couple of day from now by the sounds of helicopter rotors. He wanders over to where the helicopter has touched down near his house, wondering what’s going on. The door opens and the pilot steps out, takes off his helmet, and it’s Prince Harry in person! He holds out his hand and says,…

Concern over my family embarrassing me is the only reason I never married into royalty.

I’ve always wanted that too. But no matter how I try I can’t get the basketball to spin properly on my finger.

I think people have gotten frustrated by being in the greys eternally. Some consistent commenters were out of the greys and then got banned for petty reasons and they left. I feel like very few new people are out of the greys lately so people get bored of commenting and never getting any interaction with anyone due to…

“We took the cash, but didn’t hold up our end of the Bribe! MAGA!”

And yet Michelle Wolfe went too far.

My lawn guy and my pool guy both charge me way too much. I have therefore instructed my neighbors to all start paying more for these services so that I may start paying less.

You are too generous. I don’t see how anyone who was aware of Trump’s conduct since the 80's (Central Park Five?) could possibly “reserve judgment.”

Am I understanding this Schneiderman situation correctly?: Two victims of abuse by a high-powered prosecutor go to a lawyer for advice on how to obtain justice. The lawyer says “don’t report it to anyone else—let’s just tell Donald Trump.” Then Donald Trump just keeps it in his back pocket until he needs to blackmail…

Maxine Waters is leading the revolution, the rest of us need to catch up

OMG Maxine Waters gave me goosebumps.