....Witch hunts. Lynchings. McCarthyism. 

No.

Yeah, I’m so used to being disappointed, it’s a weird feeling when it goes the other way.

A reminder, like Shkreli going away, is that the universe’s moral compass occasionally works out.

for the first time in a long time, i actually got a warm, peaceful feeling when a breaking news story popped up on my phone. more. more. more.

“Kanye West doesn’t care about black people.”

agreed on all points.

I don’t know what’s worse: the possibility you did that intentionally, or the possibility you didn’t.

though i am, of course, familiar with the term, i’m a gentleman, so i would never be so crass.

There is nothing more temporary than the new low Donald Trump reaches every day.

What are second mortgages for, if not to pay for your boss’s sexual activities?

I always just have this mental picture that whenever someone in the administration talks sanctions against Russia Trump receives a text message on his private phone from a Moscow phone number that is simply a still shot from a video showing two hookers peeing on a bed.

Michael Cohen probably picked up the tab without telling him.

“Well, while sharing, we never crossed swords. So you could say I never met him”

Well there was a “life hack” going around back then that advised socially awkward people to discuss which country has the best hookers as an ice-breaker. This is just more fake news.

I’m not actually British :( just a Canadian who likes the sound of the phrase. And I’m sad to report I made up the “hiring sperm” phrasing too... But here’s hoping it catches on!

I had to skim them several times to find it, which was very annoying! Literally just use the mason jar lid as a cookie cutter. Sigh. It’s like, a clickbait recipe! They tried to reel us in with a hipster appeal!

So is he trying to PEGOT?

I’m not even going to pretend like I knew there was a Pulitzer in music, but now that I know this exists this is pretty cool.

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