Thank you for the summary. You are doing god’s work.

There is zero chance I’m watching these videos - is there any Good Samaritan who can summarize?

If you use “Welcome to New York” in your wedding, you’re so basic that two drops of vinegar could incinerate you.

Age of Consent by New Order. But my one and only karaoke song for my wedding was Violet by Courtney Love. I screamed it. My husband is used to it but our guests were a little... taken back?

“The Thrill Is Gone.” Seriously. Not our choice; the bass-player in the hubs’ band was/is a smart-ass.

This story horrified me. I couldn’t stop thinking about it for weeks when I first read it.

Agreed. My kiddos are 24 & (nearly) 22; they help me keep up with elements of culture that I wouldn’t have tapped into & I’m very glad they do. Snapchat is a bridge too far for this Old. I just... don’t get it & I don’t wanna.

HOW CAN I RELATE IF IT DOESN’T COME BACK TO ME?

Wow. Way to make that horrible tragedy all about you.

COMMENCE!

Rihanna appreciation thread! Rihanna is BAE!

Is anyone using Snap anymore? I took my business to Insta story.

Punchable either way though.

This would never have happened if women and people’s arms weren’t left alone in rooms together.

“retrained and sent to the hospital” LOL.

Right? Where do they find all of these people who are like, so open to being in an actual relationship? Every man I meet says “I would LOVE to hang out, I’m just not really ready for anything more than fun right now.”

I’ve been single for like three years now. I have been on many dates. There have been a couple guys I had intense/crazy chemistry with, but who were recently out of marriages/not ready, I’ve had guys who were obsessively creepy, guys who “adore” me but btw they’re also married, and I’ve had a few just straight duds.…

Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. My main bafflement is always, both with celebs & plebs WHERE AND HOW DO YOU FIND THOSE PEOPLE SO READY TO JUMP INTO A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE? And a smidge of “Plz teach me your dysfunctional ways.”

My stepbrother is the same way. His marriage ended in June (she moved in with her side piece); he was dating someone new pretty much the next month, and they got married the following January. Don’t get me wrong—his second wife is a lovely person (apart from the whole essential oils thing), and treats him a lot better…