The best reason to keep books in your home is to show them off to other people.

Wow, that turned hard right and hurtled downhill in a hurry...

I tried the craven begging thing, it hasn’t helped yet.

None of these super heroes are even real. It’s all made up garbage.

I have a spare air vent mount, and I can tell you exactly where it is. It’s at Atlanta airport, in the air vent of the last car I rented.

I have a spare air vent mount, and I can tell you exactly where it is. It’s at Atlanta airport, in the air vent of…

I can’t believe how easily Jackson fumbles the ball. He needs to spend the off-season carrying a baby around while other players try to punch it loose.

If you’re having trouble staying hydrated, you don’t need a water bottle everywhere you go, you need a doctor. You should get tested for diabetes.

If you’re having trouble staying hydrated, you don’t need a water bottle everywhere you go, you need a doctor. You…

For a little more effort you can get the same results without the expensive single-tasker. Put the sausages on a wire rack in a pan (for drainage). Put a grill pan upside down on top. Cook until your temperature probe says they are done. You do own a temperature probe, right?

For a little more effort you can get the same results without the expensive single-tasker. Put the sausages on a…

Did it ever occur to you that other people might have different feelings from yours? Some people are easily startled by noise, some by light, and some by touch. No, that doesn’t mean they are “scarred”, but it does mean they are upset in that moment. (Let me know if you need the difference between those two things…

100% this. My son is autistic, and any stranger who touches him, even lightly on the shoulder for a moment, risks getting punched in the throat before he regains control.

People who are “touchy-touchy” seem to have a a hard time empathizing with people who are not.

Yup. I lived / worked in France for years (Paris and later Antibes), and I never heard anybody call it anything but kir royal

Having recently relocated to Raleigh, NC, I was disappointed to discover that the locals do not refer to themselves as “Carolingians”.

Can I just say, every SNF and MNF theme song sucks? Football does not improve with a theme song. I don’t know which junior executive producer decided that the experience of watching a football game would be improved by prefacing it with a cheesy pop or country ditty, but it’s always my cue to hit the mute button and…

I’m with you. On top of the guilt thing (which, by the way, I get with any personal service, even valet parking), I also don’t like being touched, which kinda makes it awkward. I’m looking forward to the day I can have a robot give me a thorough massage, guilt- and touch-free

I’m with you. On top of the guilt thing (which, by the way, I get with any personal service, even valet parking), I…

The assumption being that with an Alfa, you’ll have the hood up far more often than you’ll have the trunk open?

I used history to get my son interested in “Hamilton”. He is, let’s say, atypical.

I got my license in 1981. So other than “almost all of my friends”, you’re right, not many people over 30.

I know this is going to sound crazy, but I always tip as I go and also often tip at the end. I view the last tip as a Thank You, not a down payment on preferential treatment. The look on a bartender’s face when they realize somebody gave them a decent tip purely out of appreciation without expecting anything in return…

Yup. I was taught this on my first day behind the wheel, and I’m always surprised to meet anybody who was taught to do something so obviously wrong.

The best thing about Trump is that he hasn’t kept his promises