Oh, absolutely. Or to be pedantic, screen recording games is resource intensive. My expectations were unrealistically set by the fact that I routinely record and playback low-intensity things like presentations and webcasts (and this was also a fairly low intensity requirement, namely Minecraft.) The XBox app…

I was excited about the screen recording capability of the XBox app — which should work with any application, not just games — until I discovered that it requires a more powerful / more modern video card than the one in my casual gaming desktop. I’d advise people to check the support on their machine well ahead of…

Is the answer “shitfaced”? Please tell me it’s “shitfaced”.

polishing his couch rifles

Well, this is exactly the same kind of “reasoning” that says that nobody at Hobby Lobby should get their contraception covered by their health plan, because Hobby Lobby is a conscious being whose morality is offended by that. So at least these people are consistently stupid.

the NFL hires its fair share of retreads

I keep looking at those (actually, the two-at-a-time model, because Mrs. Czargarble loves my breakfast sandwiches) but worry about the cleanup. How is it?

My first reaction there was “wow, that was rude!”. And then I looked at the handle of the person you were replying to...

So: starting QB for the Redskins, then?

He’d be perfect in Washington.

Jesus Christ. What qualifies you to accuse me of writing something completely different from what I actually wrote in order to fit your agenda?

Sure. Even better, let’s have movies written to the strengths of the actors involved. Ocean’s Eleven* was basically a George Clooney A-List Party Movie, featuring Brad Pitt with his permanent “OMG I can’t believe I’m in a movie with George again!” expression.

He seems a long way from touching bottom IMO. He’s not going to rehab as long as he still sees it as amusing fodder for his Twitter feed.

“Spookiness”? Seriously? It’s not so long ago that people routinely died of old age (or even illness) in their own homes. So for most houses, lots of people had died there and nobody thought twice about it.

This is a great project. I did this in my pantry a couple of years ago, and if I can do, pretty much anybody can. A couple of tweaks:

In your case you could ask you mom to call to say you’re sick and can’t go out today, I suppose.

Or you could just act like an adult and say No to things you don’t want to do instead of being a pathetic wuss. Either way.

It’s the Poor Man’s Bidet.

I’ve taught my son that when he lets something go, we’re donating it to somebody who isn’t as lucky as he is and has few toys. (Of course, this isn’t always true in the case of truly broken stuff). He is totally into this, and it makes it a lot easier for him to acknowledge that he’s done with a toy and it’s ready for…

Right, let’s throw up a whole bunch of smoke that has nothing to do with what czargarble said! Because facts are inconvenient when they contradict your agenda! So refuse to deal with them!