I did a little googling (not a lot, because it's not really that important) and confirmed that it's not just me. It's common enough to have forum threads about it here and there. But I guess it must be a carrier-specific thing.

The free version of Lightworks requires registration. Fair enough. The registration requires your gender. WTF?

On reflection, it's four hours, not two. But it's consistent, not like a random hang up: the call timer hits four hours, and it drops. BTW, these calls are work — I sometimes have conference calls that go literally the whole work day.

The "8 hour phone call" thing would have raised a red flag for me. Every phone line I've had for the past 10 years automatically terminates a call after 2 hours (both VoIP and regular landline). Does anybody else out there have a line that stays connected indefinitely?

...I have absolutely no idea how you got there from my comment...

How could the answer to Ryan not be "semen"? If not having snot could save you $38 in Kleenex, not having semen could save you hundreds of dollars a year. Plus, you could secretly masturbate in public places without having to worry about embarrassing wet patches on your pants. Also, if by some miracle you ever had sex…

+1. Would LOL again.

The Big Bang also produced some Helium and even a little Lithium (although not as much as we'd expect from current models, so that's an interesting question in cosmology right now.)