If I wanted to sleep at an Applebee’s, I would just sleep at an Applebee’s.

I actually really, really like the name Blue Ivy. But otherwise agree.

Something tells me he’s going to be the King of the Dad Jokes. Jokes to rival all other tellers of Dad Jokes.

Not to mention that apparently juries aren’t allowed to consider that as a reason rape victims might choose not to report.

Bless these witnesses. I went through a sexual harassment case with a prominent individual that I worked with / for, and it was hell. I can only imagine being in the spotlight on a national, rather than regional stage.

“Because her father didn’t want her to be humiliated. To feel shame, embarrassment that he had seen other women go through when they went to the police at that time,”

I think that joke is pretty much a textbook Dad joke, which, at long last, George gets to make.

I’m not disagreeing with anything you wrote (and I starred you because I think your post makes important points and I want it ungreyed). 

Exhibit A

Thanks! I don’t think I’ll go that far, but I’m frustrated with his lackluster attitude. He’s a jerk, and the whole set fire to the game so that you can look cool is real petty.

PLEASE CANCEL, GREAT BRITAIN.

My family doctor compared the Trump administration to being strapped into a car with a drunk driver at the wheel, and there’s no way out. I agree. He says that, other than the general allergies and bronchitis that’s going on, Trump is his patients’ biggest concern. This is not good.

Dear Mr Khan,

Hypothetically, as mayor could Khan refuse to commit City of London resources to Trump’s protection and logistics, thus making it impossible for him to visit? I doubt May could compel him to do it, and he has good reason not to spend taxpayer money on this buffoon.

Ugh, we don’t want him, but we certainly don’t want to you to have to deal with him.

No one wants Trump to visit. Especially Melania

Donald Trump is every other world leader’s asshole brother-in-law.

I think trumps tweets toward England were not meant to be blatant lies, I think its more an insight into trumps terrible reading comprehension and his lack of ability to process details. We already know that his briefings have to be one page with pictures. Oh god, we literally have a child in the body of a 70 year…

I don’t want trump visiting America.