Appropriate response:

“Electric cars are basically just shit.”

I do, as a matter of fact. It’s very annoying. But I also know that’s probably not going to happen.

You can say that, but I’ll just say that KITT’s sheer awesomeness negates any and all of his other faults.

Thanks. I used to be a huge Tesla fan, but I’ve lost a lot of faith in Musk lately - the misleadingly named “autopilot”, the factory working conditions debacle, promising the new Roadster and Semi before he can even fix the quality issues with the Model 3, and now launching his Roadster into space for no reason at all.

Everything in every Fast & Furious movie ever, and everything in every Dukes of Hazzard episode ever.

I have a suggestion for the manufacturers: if the car can’t drive itself, stop implying that it can. The words “autopilot” and “self-driving car” are borderline false advertising, and they’re the reason people keep doing this. Stop making people think their cars are KITT. We’re getting there, but we’re not there yet.

So...how big is it compared to the old Ranger? Is it still small, or did they go full Chevy Colorado and make it a “small truck” in name only? (Yes, the Colorado is smaller than the Silverado, but the Silverado is approximately the size of the Pacific Ocean, so...)

As if he wasn’t enough of a fuckwad before, he words “not clickbait” are an immediate red flag.

Eh...I don’t hate it. It looks like every other truck. Not bad as trucks go, though, and definitely better than the old Ram.

Crashes and birthmarks all the way. I’d be an awesome stunt driver.

Is there any car company that hasn’t been accused of this (besides Tesla, obviously)?

Wow, seriously? I had no idea! Gotta research these things...

I hope Oprah does run for president, just so that Alex Jones can have a heart attack on live TV (and maybe spontaneously combust). It would be the first and last time I’d watch his show.

Agreed! The Ion gave Saturn a bad name. They should have stuck with the S-series.

Not a real Saturn. The Ion was just a Cobalt in a costume.

Never thought FancyKristen would even consider anything with a Dodge nameplate, but I guess special exceptions are made for Vipers. Live and learn.

Yeah, this is definitely what we want going on in the cockpit.

In other news, I once again explain why I will never, ever start a Twitter account.

Has he not noticed that his own Veyron has a big black stripe?