Even if it was for sale, it would be more than he could afford, pal.

Food, you say?

You can thank me later: http://youtubedoubler.com/mkFA

Obligatory:

Is there by any chance a material commonly used in bumpers that dogs mistake for something edible?

From Jalopnik’s Facebook post of this article:

Definitely the closest match I’ve seen so far, but Herr Quattro is right - the B-pillar leans the wrong way. Also, I’m not too sure about the side mirrors.

I don’t think it’s a Fox-body. Look at where the side window meets the mirrors - the bottom of the window line doesn’t slope up just behind the mirrors the way the Fox-body’s does. Also, the window line slopes down toward the front rather steeply - on the Fox-body, that line is level.

Hmmm....

AAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

All the stuff on the hero car was fake too.

If it’s an interesting car, or if they do something that catches my attention, sometimes I’ll glance over. Usually, though, I just go about my business.

It’s fine, but that guy on the hood needs to put his seat belt on.

That’s ridiculous. Who leaves the tree lights on while driving?

Atheists put up trees too - well, some of them do. I’m starting to wonder if a plastic one might be a good idea this year, though - do I really want to buy a roof rack just for this?

The Hoff is all about cheese.

They actually seem to have done a decent job putting all the right bits on the stunt car - it’s got the vents, it’s missing the door handles, etc. The only thing that really gives it away is the wheels, and if you look a little closer, the rocker panels.

You see, to me, the anonymity of the SS is, to me, what makes the SS so appealing to me, too. Personally, I think, for me, the anonymity of the SS has a very personal appeal to me. It’s appealing to me how anonymous the SS is, and to me, that’s what makes the SS so appealing.

Maybe I’m just too used to noticing these things, but that is pretty obviously not the same car. They’re counting on audiences not being able to tell one generic black sedan from another.

Melania...it’s the NIGHT before Christmas, not the NIGHTMARE before Christmas. Get it right.