I’d be hard pressed to find a car that’s better at simply being a car. It’s like a ‘90s Corolla, but better looking and you can’t dent it.

Suzuki Verona - a car so meh that even I, a confirmed enthusiast of meh cars, had no idea it existed!

As a longtime Saturn nerd, I think the L-series was the beginning of the company’s downfall. The original S-series was brilliant for what it was - a small, affordable family car with dent-proof plastic body panels and friendly dealers - but things started going downhill as soon as they tried to expand that empire,…

The headliner in my mom’s Saturn is starting to do this around the edges, especially right over the windshield. I’ve repaired some of it with - no joke - Elmer’s glue (glue it, then tape it until it dries). It’s gonna take a heck of a lot of glue to do the whole thing eventually, though...

I have a new idea for a YouTube policy: shut down any channel that posts a video whose title isn’t a single, complete, grammatically correct sentence. That should get rid of all this creepy garbage.

What is that shiny thing? Can you fly it in space? Where can I get one?

I always tried to like the Previa, but it just looks too much like an egg.

I have an urgent question about the Roadster that has nothing to do with any of that: where in blazes are the rearview mirrors?!

It’s totally safe...but only in Super Pursuit Mode!

Really? They’re seriously calling it “Plaid”?

Imagine a 2018 remake of “Duel” starring a Tesla semi! It would certainly end differently than the original...

That steering wheel reminds me of something...

Not that this truck isn’t cool and awesome and wonderful in every way, but why the heck does a semi truck need to do 0-60 in 5 seconds? Isn’t that going to jostle the cargo around an awful lot? Why not put that energy to better use by extending the range and going 0-60 in, say, 10 seconds?

I haven’t looked at a picture of Bieber or Gomez in a really long time, probably because the amount I don’t care is too large to measure, but looking at them now...is it just me, or do they both look about 12 years old?

Please let it be a Corvette...or a Camaro. An electric Camaro would kick ass.

Another good third-party site is CarsForSale.com. I’ve often found listings on there that aren’t on Cars.com or Autotrader. The only catch is that sometimes they leave listings up for quite a while after they’ve sold.

First rule of Cards Against Humanity: never play it with a family member.

It’s all good. Too often, “lol” is added to sentences with no meaning, so it’s tricky to find the instances where it actually does mean something. Or maybe it’s just me...that’s why I picked that name.