It needs to be able to say “I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.” Then, and only then, will it be complete.

I need one on the back window that says “STOP TAILGATING ME OR I WILL SLOW DOWN TO A SPEED APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR FOLLOWING DISTANCE AND NEITHER OF US WILL EVER GET ANYWHERE”.

One word: Superbird.

Tesla or not, any electric truck is a good electric truck.

Eh...it’s Texas. Most of them will be Suburbans, Rams and Hummers. No big loss.

My dad was driving a black ‘91 Integra coupe when he met my mom (actual car not pictured). When I was 2 years old, they traded it in for a Saturn wagon because dealing with a baby in a 2-door car was a royal pain.

Bleh.

*insert Jurassic Park meme here*

BINGO

Ah yes, the infamous Chrysler Cayenne...

It’s nice, but to me it just looks like a horizontally stretched version of the old one.

This woman defines the word “badass”. Go Aurora!

There is only one thing wrong with the i3, and it’s this: it’s over-designed. Why did they have to make it so...well, ugly? Why did they have to make it look like a weird, futuristic box that wouldn’t have looked out of place as a background prop in some ‘90s space comedy with bad CGI? Why don’t they just make it look…

If the same bird keeps traveling and never settles down, does that make it a Vagabond Falcon? ;)

SW2's are awesome!

Later-model Saturns were just badge-engineered versions of other GM cars, so they’re pretty much masters of anonymity. The earlier S-Series at least had a distinctive face.

That was a beautiful poem.

I think they just piled all the clay up into a big amorphous lump and said “Here’s the car!” and nobody noticed the difference.

A grocery store I used to go to always had a blue Saturn Relay parked outside. I still see them bumbling around occasionally.