Next year when Trump is President and the Supreme Court strikes down gay marriage, “...but he had a bad debate...”

Pretty sure he did talk about how his performance was disappointing and not great.  Like, the next night too.

That’s certainly a take.  Not, like, a good one, but it is one!

At least the debacle gave an overzealous conservative movement the confidence to reveal its terrifying and unpopular Project 2025 transition platform.

He’s such a drama Dean.

That’s not what The Bear is about.

He's a real dean-va!

He was elected because too many Americans are sexist, racist pricks. Half the country lost their minds when they saw a Black man become President and they hated Hilary because she has ovaries and have been told by Fox News that she’s the devil for the last thirty years. Trump didn’t win because he was more…

Biden has kept the economy from crashing for the last three years despite Trump’s efforts to destroy it before him. If you look at his record you’ll see he’s been competent for his entire term. The media circus in the last week over a fake cognitive decline is entirely manufactured astroturf, and either you are…

It’s just weird to me that Trump’s obvious cognitive decline (I mean, dude was on pause for a full 90-seconds) does not get discussed AT ALL, except by late night comedians.  I’m not comfortable with either choice, but at least I know Biden doesn’t surround himself with crony yes-men or the 2025 Project people (who…

Which one? That movie is all quotes.

“I have blown the opportunity to have sex with several women because I asked too many times about consent and they concluded that I am a pussy.”

Yeah, but you also say a lot of dumb shit, so are you surprised people don’t listen to you?

“I don’t know why you would stay in a relationship where you are having sex you don’t want to have...”

Tortoise Media, which as I write this is the only source for this story, is a far right podcast strongly tied to Boris Johnson, and best known for screaming about trans people. Neil Gaiman has been hugely critical of Johnson ever since he came onto the public scene, and is currently doing multiple projects with strong…

Scarlett alleges that Gaiman assaulted her within hours of their meeting in his New Zealand residence in February 2022, when she was hired as a nanny for his child. The two apparently shared a bath where, according to Gaiman, they only “cuddled” and “made out” with consent.”

Out of all the famous musicians/artists she must know, it’s hard to wrap your head around picking that dude.

You misheard it. It’s “dark things call to dark things” meaning that it calls to him because he’s a dark thing too. Not much better, but maybe a little? 

Oh, it is real, and is even at a watchable quality at Entertainment Weekly, but I guess the first embeddable version Gordon found for the article was from some rando who (badly) ripped it from there and put it on their YouTube channel.

I’ve never cared for Cowboy Costner, but I’m always game for Baseball Costner.