"OK, the ball, court, and surroundings for tennis are going to be green, but what about the diving pool?"

"Losers. Low-energy pandas. I'll bring panda production back to the USA."

"Our roads and bridges are in need of immediate repair…"
"Says who?"
"Holes. Most of them. All of them"

Bill Hicks: "I don't want to seem like Randy Pan, the Goat Boy, but (the lesbian sex scene) was the only reason I went to that piece of shit."

If Arya stole the face from some rando serving girl that is pretty cold-blooded, but it would also raise the question as to why Jaime didn't get similarly assassinated if he and Arya crossed paths. Even if Jaime isn't on The List, wouldn't any Lannister be fair game?

Arya borrowed Littlefinger's TARDIS for an episode.

Until… dragons happen.

Fun guy!!
Ramfis would fit right in on Game of Thrones!

Agree, and it's not just the acid talking!

If only this feature had been available during the reign of @IdiotKing.

Nice point. Theon doesn't appear to be part of Tyrion's Team of Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things.

Ser Doanald of Rums Field: You fight with the army you have…

Exactly. Jon would have fucked it up somehow, so Sansa was shrewd to hold back on flipping over her ace-in-the-hole cavalry. Jon is the WORST at strategy.

That mountain of bodies was so high that people at the top needed supplemental oxygen.

Upvoted for "nonce". The CC feed had The Fucking Hound say "you're all a bunch of nancies" last week, and I'm pretty sure he called then "nonces".

It was an epic #9, but I must have some sort of GoT Syndrome or something. The better things go for characters I like, the worse I feel (anxiety, doubt, fear).

The Braavosi production was much better than Joffrey's Battle of the Five Kings that he staged at his wedding.
It does seem weird that Tywin getting shot while squatting over his chamber pot would be common knowledge, yet no one seems to know that the Lannister gold mines are kaput.

Arya in Winterfell next episode?!
SHE'S NOT LITTLEFINGER!

Arya will arrive in Westeros just in time for next season.
It is known.

And Milk of the Poppy!