@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: That's me all over! It works after all!

@Trystero: It reminds me a bit of that. When Brown's book came out, I was left muttering "But do none of you remember Holy Blood, Holy Grail?!"

@MadiRuss: I've always liked being an Ophiuchus, even though I don't buy into astrology. I like the mythology associated with it.

@Charlie Jane Anders: Must be! Your article explains it all very well, though.

@Josh Wimmer: It's bizarre. I think there must be periodic memory wipes, or a glitch in the matrix.

I've always been pleased to tell people who ask that I'm an Ophiuchus. It discombobulates them.

@jzroll: It's all salty and full of annoying microbes. And it's down at the bottom of a gravity well. Just about the most inconvenient watering hole in the solar system. All the thirsty aliens stop by Enceladus, where there aren't any pesky apes shooting back and they can go skating.

@DisturbingClown: Hmmmmmm....

@Kogo: Yeah, I'm just going to assume they're mean motherfuckers who want us dead because they hate us.

@jzroll: The amount of water on Earth is negligible - there's more water on one minor moon of Saturn than in all the oceans of Earth.

@cinnamonster: Seconded, a very good article.

@Puns-n-Roses: Ah, that would be a diagram from the Anderson Institute - that well known laboratory "whose resources are targeted specifically at the time control applications using time-warped field technology in its proprietary time reactor systems (patent pending)."

@Michael Interbartolo III: Twenty million years is a long, long time.

@ringer81: Precisely. Dumbed way down just about sums it up.

@taosaur: Perhaps I'm not making myself clear....

@taosaur:

I demand two things.

@jesswynne001: I am... displeased. I have been looking forward to Mountains for aeons.

Yes, please. I seriously enjoyed Tron. Instant elevation to desktop wallpaper and BluRay purchase list.

@collex: Ummm.....