There’s something about her where she breaks the mold in every aspect of gymnastics and makes her a GOAT for more than just her capabilities. She’s incredible for so many reasons. Forgetting her insane skills for just a moment, consider:

watching these clips is a very strange experience, wherein I almost forget to be incredibly impressed because she makes everything look so gd effortless 

That was my thought.  Who cares about Miley?  What about the brokenhearted Hemsworth?  He must be consoled. 

Poor Liam.

Naw, that’s literally you. Come from poverty and still manage to care about both humans and dogs, and absolutely would not abuse one. Maybe it’s regional, or cultural, or -al I can’t think of off the top of my head. Not trying to make you feel bad or anything here, just don’t want to be lumped in that.

But it’s not a…

All his films tend to at least break even though. So even a “bomb” for him is still making some minor money (at least once streaming and physical media sales are added).

Yes. Snark does not equal awareness and it is not the same thing as insight.

This site loves to make perfect is the enemy of good. It frustratingly veers so quickly between profound insight and empty (virtue-signaling) snark.

I have read Jezebel and lingered in the grays for a decade. The snark and grammatical errors that seem to be your signature are having me deeply reconsider my loyalty. I seriously wish you would reconsider using a mocking tone in every piece you write. Yes Alyssa Milano has immense amounts of white privilege but she…

Right? Her persecution complex was weird. I felt like yelling, “Girl, you are not important enough for people to be trying to take you down!” Also, if you’re going to whine about people being mean to you, you have to be MUCH more subtle about being a bitch to them to start with.

Eva Mendes, not Eva Longoria. Though, if Gosling/Longoria were secretly married, that would merit its own Jez post.

Yes, it would have been nice if he had realized this before he wrote his book, however the book was a reflection of part of that culture and someone would have written something similar.

Not to mention, this is a diet specifically designed to get her performance-ready within a very tight time period. You can suffer through all the coconut bacon you want (because literally no one is enjoying whatever that is), but if you’re not doing several hours of dance rehearsal and PT sessions daily, you’re not…

I love Beyonce, but for this one thing, seriously, fuck Beyonce. Weighing 175 lbs isn’t “every woman’s nightmare”. I weigh more than that, and it’s certainly not a nightmare for me. It stings that she thinks it is. What *is* a nightmare is living in a world where women and girls are influenced by celebrities like…

You know Jen is living her best life and not giving any types of shit about this. She’s the chillest person on earth. I fully expect both Justin and Brad at her next birthday party. 

It would be fun if Olivia Jade got the part of Lori. 

I kind of hate how no one checked in on Bonnie(except for Jane once)while her mom was dying. I understand Celeste was going through it, but now one could pick up a Kale salad and visit Bonnie.

I forget which program it was on (something NPR, I’m sure), but Chris Thile told a story where his band, Nickle Creek, was booked on a radio program who thought they booked Nickelback. I personally think the station lucked out in this case.

Why Natalie Portman?!?!