I mean, it is none of anybody’s business, but they did share every excruciating detail of their love during the whole ride. It’s a little rich to ask for privacy now. Just a smidge. 

She is so disgustingly good at what she does. She never answers a damn question or flinches or hesitates when full on lying or obfuscating her way out of shit. She’s fucking horrid but a master. I’d ask her how she manages to justify it, but I don’t really want to hear about some soldier for Christ rhetoric.

I dunno. I may need more evidence. Hey, look at that shiny object over there in Democratville. [dunce cap emoji, aka Trump supporter emoji]

Laws are for poor people, anyway. Fraud is only fraud if your lawyer can’t get you out of it.

Yeah, no.  We have all been 22 at some point in our lives.  I personally never dated, had sex, etc with any married man, my supervisor or not.  We do have to take responsibility for our own actions.  The sex was not a condition of Lewinsky’s (unpaid?) employment.  She was not harassed or coerced into it.  I do feel…

They’re like a remake of Beaches because they would’ve shot scenes together as kids in Season 1 only to be separated for Seasons 2-6 (I know they hung out during off season but just go with the analogy) and reunited at last as young women in Season 7. So now they’re in the tenement apartment, and they’re smoking weed…

C’Mon Rose...get over yourself. The movement was always about more than you. I feel bad for your pain, but you can’t erase that by bullying other survivors. Maybe you’re not invited places because you’re sort of a dick who wants to control the narrative? Maybe? Ya think?

Ok, Kiera Knightly can fuck off. Everyone’s birth experience is different and hers is no template for anyone else’s. If Kate Middleton wanted to leave the hospital as soon as they would let her, why is that a problem? So she posed in heels for some photos for a minute or so, does that mean she wears heels all the…

I am glad to know that ‘catsuit’ is her own term! I still kind of wish people would write about it like “The unitard, which Ms. Williams calls her ‘catsuit’ which is awesome for her but I am not touching that, was called into question by French dickwads today...” but I am not a journalist, so who am I to say?

Nah, I don’t think it’s codependency. I think she truly is just trying to make sure her kids are ok, and to do that, she needs their dad to be ok. I don’t think her health and happiness are dependent upon him. My mom did some similar caretaking for my father, who suffered from severe depression and general Peter-Pan…

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the recent turnover in writers, but more and more I find myself really surprised at the tone of Jezebel’s articles. This is extremely unnecessary, and I hope you’re never confronted by something like this when you ultimately lose a loved one.

You know what, I don’t get outwardly pissed at Jezebel or individual writers very often, but this whole article and it’s not-so-subtle subtext is horrible. It’s disgusting and y’all should be ashamed.

So! I have discovered that “unindicted co-conspirator” fits perfectly in the “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” cadence of the same theme. If you will allow me a moment:

I hope Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost are reading this and brainstorming more ways to shake Ivanka’s preciously cultivated rich lady confidence.

OMG Ivanka is mad about a skit where she’s played by ScarJo?

Complicit was one of the best SNL skits in a while. My other favorite Trump related skit was “Kellywise”

You’re missing the the other two famous ‘genres”.

Tweets about Omarosa summarized:

I would have to agree with that. I have no use for this woman but she was a pretty professional interview on Meet The Press. She was articulate and composed.  Not the shitshow that is KellyAnne nor the sneering liar that is Huckabee Saunders. 

When? Never, because the same reason nobody on Jalop addresses another dead loser, Henry Ford. People tend not to throw dirt on the dead, because it’s just not as cathartic. Because they’re now dead, nobody cares.