Yeah, I don't think they expected to get that dress back intact. Probably were hoping for this kind of backhanded PR too. #WINNING

Is it just me or are PIKES on every campus douchebags?

US military and their dependents living in Japan would know it. I lived on Tachikawa AFB, Japan from 1969-1972 (ages 7-10) and had the best time ever. Good school and I had the run of the base on my bike. I was shocked when we came back Stateside and my suburbs felt so claustrophobic. My first Halloween back with…

"Dude, Where's My Car?" "Punk'd" Yep, his oeuvre has no depth.

Actually, Kobe is also a city in Japan.

Squeeeeee. That was yesterday in my home town of Decatur, GA where he visited the Early Learning Center and played with the preschool students. The outstanding program there was being lauded as an example, for the education programs outlined in the SOTU address.

No need to get snippy. I was just saying that usually dentists will work with you to correct things, because wacky stuff can happen. And I still call BS on the "harm to my career" bit. The only complaint that would have been more bogus is "mental anguish".

With an implant, they actually replace the tooth completely. With a bone graft, usually there is a root canal, that kills the tooth which is spiked and a crown attached on top. The bone graft is used to stabilize the spike if it is loose. I have had crowns on molars that are stable. However, after nearly 30 years,…

Oh, the drugs they give you are A W E S O M E. The periodontist/oral surgeon that did my bone grafts/gingivectomy, when I knocked my front teeth loose in a car accident, gave me Seconal to take before I got there AND a Demerol drip while he was doing the procedure. I stayed high for an entire day. At one point, I…

I had a similar situation when a dentist tried to put a wisdom tooth and broke the tooth next to it. I had to get a root canal and a crown where the broken tooth was. I settled with the dentist that if he would pay for the root canal, I would pay for the crown AND I went to an oral surgeon for the procedure. My…

The worst was having to take a poop while in labor. The strain. The pain.

Beiber should have played in the parking lot instead of running his own Livestream, which overloaded the site. He's tweeting and it is H I L A R I O U S. Especially after that awful SNL last night.

Yep, just like Bettie Page.

So he's emo and piano?

Yep, that was the start of plastic surgery. Trying to fix the damage from modern weaponry.

She doesn't care as long as the checks cash.

Yeah, they must have either been well-grounded or lipsynching?

You may want to try the generic version of your BC.

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