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She had been picked up as a stray with no tags and they called her Sheba at Animal Control. I could not see myself calling "Sheba" in the dog park, but "Bella" is less twee. And her birth name must have been similar because she answered to it quickly.

My daughter grew up with cats at her Dad's house (step-Mom always has at least one) and I never had pets in the home because of my allergies. I did recently rescue a Shih-Tsu mix (hair, not fur) and my daughter is not bonding with Bella. Some of her objection is the amount of work dogs take (walks, baths, grooming).…

I figured it out about the same age because I had faked out the Tooth Fairy. Tooth came out and I didn't tell my parents. Just put it under the pillow and no one came for it, no money. But I had 3 younger brothers so I felt like Santa was less of a Lie and more like something you told little kids because it's fun…

Actually, if you have to give an award to a TV show for sharing your values, I'd rather see them give it to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo than The new Normal. For a show that is supposed to be about "the gheys" it is mean and unwatchable.

Yep, the same ones that ignore you when you get divorce, like that is a communicable disease. I jettisoned a lot of unneccessary crappy so-called friends.

Isn't that the whole premise behind Hot in Cleveland?

I just came here to say that

She was also on ER.

I feel bad for Jessica too. I am petite like her and gained 38 lbs and it took me a 6 months to lose 28. I have never been my pre-pregnancy weight again and besides that, my body changed. And my baby was only 6 lbs 8 oz. I can't even imagine having a big ass baby like she did.

I filed for divorce and we had a settlement but my ex- didn't sign and stopped showing up to court. After the third court date, I asked the judge for a summary judgment and got the divorce. However, I still have to sue for the property settlement and I'm trying to the money for that.

I loved it in Season 4 when he described his relationship with his wife as "she is my life".

My migraines spawn hemi-facial spasms - think of eye twitches from HELL. I get botoxed for that.

Oatmeal too.

This was the best one, imho.

Great analogy.

Amen. I canceled cable two years ago.

Not every show pitched or every pilot filmed is aired. So I have to wonder if Oxygen didn't cynically use this show for publicity.

Oh, Independence USA will never be built. Beck's audience won't finance that crap.

I found this video of Heritage USA filmed last year: