Perhaps the better tribute would have been to let the Brown guys win.

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."

The tear gas element of the tribute, however, seems a bit too on-the-nose for me.

She's not from 'round these here parts...

Oh sure, but when I force crying little boys to hug me, it's a completely different story.

"you had ESPN jumpin"

Come on ESPN, we knew EXACTLY what was coming up next on SportsCenter.

That's the best throw he's had all night.

She would've been married and would probably have kids right now, except all the men who were foolish enough to think she was someone they could sleep on are now littering her past with their bones.

The Times story says Roberts is unmarried and has no children. After Billy Hunter put half his family on the union's payroll, it's no wonder the players hired her.

Fair point, but he uses it as a name more so than as a nickname. I don't think it brings fame, it brings shame and awareness of what a shit human he is, no matter what he goes by.

My grandpa, who is a college ump here in Cali, was watching the game and texted me the following: "That ump in the Mariners game is a cocksucker."

I don't know about you, but I came to watch Tony Randazzo, so I got my money's worth.

They look like they should be counselors preaching abstinence at a christian youth summer camp.

"...and we're going to get black people in here"

It's Notre Dame. This will blow over just like a scissor lift.

This can't possibly be real.

I'm on a boat. Reminded me of the song I'm On A Boat.

"I saw a deaf, dumb and blind kid playing pinball this morning. It reminded me of that song by The Who, 'Magic Bus'."

His thoughts are as deep as a Kentucky roster of seniors that actually play.