or it could help him by lessening the symptoms of performance anxiety...

please be Ortiz, please be Ortiz....because that never stops being fun...*rolls eyes

you have to be seriously low IQ to not know how much time popcorn pops in microwave by this point in the history of time...

i've actually tried lefty on someone with right hand in cast and they looked at me strange...not like they were surprised i was bright enough to think lefty, but more like, "huh'??

especially when they pull over in front of you at last second. for real, dick? couldn't you have waited an extra 3 seconds for me to pass and then pull out behind me??

meh

damn, Biebs has really let himself go

yeah, no matter how much of dick Archer is here, I'm still not buying Ortiz as a sympathetic hero, either...

Luckily for Luigi, Mr. Weber decided to take off ring before rubbing one out in the bathroom, otherwise...

and hopefully they feel the backlash, too...

what's funny about all these damn assholes who play the whole, "snitches get stitches" bullshit is that they would want everybody to rat if it was one of their family members who got hurt....

yes, because no D1 athlete is ever caught with the weed, either....oh, sweet irony....

it's time to shame the shamers...

this is a non story except for fact that it seemed Sheftie was fellating the Belicheck and the Pats for something so genius when it's not

plus, Ballard is a starter when healthy...

that's ok, because the Panthers will be able to reclaim him after roster cuts thru preseason. Unless of course, Patriots keep him on 53 man roster for some reason...which would really screw themselves...

Can we just call him Metta Fuck Tard from now on?

victim blaming?? um, sounded like he didn't blame her for getting the shit beat out of her...sounds like he was blaming her for continuing the relationship, which in this case is totally warranted. Sure, you can cry battered woman syndrome, but she's an adult making choices for herself...

is "hot take" the new hot take because god damn, hot take!?!

plus, A Rod actually has to play in the field...no time for fried chicken when other team's at the plate...