do this jackass' teammates laugh at him behind his back?

wait, are the Cubs suing themselves for fielding a fake team?? oh, wait, that's the Padres...

so, what have we learned this British Openn?? That Rory can't walk and chew gum at same time? I mean, the only way he can be good is to be celibate?? Gives me more respect for Tiger. Dude was killing it and fucking everything in sight....

stats are good and all, but when they start to creep into human psychology....

i agree, but we don't know the whole backstory to this. Maybe this spreadsheet is the 5th attempt at communicating his frustrations...albeit, not great communication, but maybe poor guy got desperate. He's apparently kept track for 7 weeks. I don't know about other guys, but i've never kept a tally during my…

i think the glaring evidence that this relationship should be doomed is that she never initiates...

yeah, sure...

and just to prove she's a stand up gal, she posts it for all the world to see....awesome.

see, i would eat a lot of corn and peanuts to give that little extra...

this is like saying i've got the best tasting shit sandwich of all the shit sandwich sellers in town.

i really wish you guys would write a series of articles looking at athletes who have gone pro early and washed out within a year or two. I get that the system is fucked up. But all you ever see are musings about why the big institutions are horrible and keep top flight athletes from getting their just desserts. But…

i really wish you guys would write a series of articles looking at athletes who have gone pro early and washed out within a year or two. I get that the system is fucked up. But all you ever see are musings about why the big institutions are horrible and keep top flight athletes from getting their just desserts. But…

my indifference to Weird Al lately is only due to my indifference to the music that is put out by the industry over the past decade....

i get that, but considering who the prankster was....i question that motivation, ha!

i'm sorry, but as soon as someone brings up scripture as a "proof" of their opinion i just tune out. You can have your faith, that's fine, but picking out specific lines of the bible tells me you just cherry pick the stuff that fits your agenda rather than taking the general meaning of the book which is, don't be a…

has there been any independent confirmation of this other than some representative of the militia saying they did?

your first point? that ship sailed....we need new material

anybody else get headaches when trying to read a twitter string trying to figure out chronological order? maybe it's just me...

what would really take care of problem is putting one in Barca's group, the other in Madrid's...

that part is funny, but not because of him, but because nobody on that show can adequately multitask...