business, texas style. ahahhaha

and, yet, United are only 1 season removed from the title with no UCL games to play to concentrate only on title. why does that seem far fetched?

is this considered a cock block, deadspin?

it was Clomid

you know, if i were Mathis' doctor i think i might file a complaint to the medical board of the state that whatever quack is giving the NFL their medical advice resides

my comments aren't posting. Am I banned?

this guy should be banned from coaching youth sports

so, I suppose that the Broncos lost the SB because they allowed themselves the distraction of the media circus that goes along with being a part of that game. Probably the biggest media circus there is in sport.

and, unfortunately, USC was late to the party offering Kitty a night with Tara, the hero cat

but I got paid, so it wasn't all bad....

that head with the glasses is almost lifelike, too, and definitely creepy

couldn't we all?

I must be an idiot. I've always thought that student housing was a part of the athletic scholarship.

that stadium's gonna look amazing 3/4 empty

how can one point of view be wrong? we're humans. we're as different from each other as we are alike. it's great that a certain population of men, such as yourself, are completely comfortable with the scenario of dating larger women. but there is a certain percentage of men who aren't for one reason or another and…

maybe, but it comes a day after he lights it up for 49, so who's guarding him is a tad relevant in overall picture.

Lebron is a great player, but let's not forget he was being guarded by a geriatric Paul Pierce. Perspective, people, perspective.

i wish business for poor people worked the same as for rich people

just go with the joke, geesh

How do I explain the Kardashians??