it was nice of Papa John to bring his mother to the game

whoa, whoa, whoa...more than 25 NBA teams?? Fuck David Stern

shooting his way into getting a NBA GM fired in 2 years

well...color me shocked

i'm going to give this student the benefit of the doubt and believe this paragraph was just a fluke and he vastly improved his writing to the level of an A-.

it's great what honeymaid did in response to the "moms" expressing themselves like they are entitled to do, but...i'm tired of turning the other cheek on these assholes. I want everybody to be petty and vindictive and point out these idiots and make fun of them at every fucking turn. 1st amendent goes both ways.

i'm sorely disappointed that there isn't rampant speculation about what violations this guy was accused/guilty of.

unfortunately, I believe the blonde is violating #4 by sucking the wrong appendage.

yeah, i'm still just gonna sit there like it ain't no thing

the silver lining to that story is that there was some good grub later that night.

+1, oof

meh, i've never found her that attractive.

wait. where are the women at??

all i know is that if boxing doesn't change, somebody's gonna die

also, i'm not gonna go to MMQB and read whole thing cuz i really don't give a fuck, but I'm going to assume that since it wasn't highlited, that Aldon Smith wasn't mentioned in Mr. Sherman's little diatribe. I recall Mr. Smith being handled with kid gloves, and he's, gasp, African-American, and a player, gasp.

i forgot, D Jaccson is just misunderstood

um, say what now?

wait, all i have to do is die doing something klutzy and i get a statue, too??

i woulda swore that was either Bynum or Oden