cynicalbitch
cynicalbitch
cynicalbitch

Are you married to my husband?

I bet their was some other environmental cause.  Wonder if there were other cancer deaths near by?   

I would have one arm grab the other, but I couldn’t tell it was my one arm grabbing. Also hubby will wake startled shouting I’m gonna kill you or such and then go back to sleep. My son used to holler mom, mom, mom in his sleep every night at 10pm.

I was going to suggest a sleep study. I had one, was quitting breathing about 70 times an hour in my sleep. Now I use Cpap nightly.

Well, you could cook on her toaster oven while drinking her tipsy wine and wearing her clothing line if any of those things existed. Did anyone that ordered her clothing ever receive their product?

He would have to after being with Vicki! He got them filling her love tank.

You dont’ notice the uterus hanging between her knees because her skirt is too long!

The Middle Eastern owner of a local Greek take out restaurant, once told me I could pronounce Gyro anyway I wanted. I was the customer.

Same at Papa Murphy's who only serves unbaked pizzas. Also in my state, no sales tax because it counts as groceries and not restaurant food.

Once had a co worker spill another co worker's pudding parfait out of the refrigerator, onto the floor. She proceeded to scoop it back into the container and put it back into the fridge. Only thing was there were witnesses to this in the break room. Lovely verbal fight broke out by the co worker and the owner of

I thought it was against board of health laws too. Or that is what a restaurant will tell you when you want to bring in a happy meal for your child.

And what's with dissing Babyface's wifes ring? Like Brandi's is even real.

Jeff did seem clueless to what was going on. Tears looked fake. Hate Brandi, Love Jeff. Hope he does not get an STD from the cooties in her wine.

I feel like if the scandal had come out at that time, Trump would have still pushed her to call Cosby. That is the kind of sleaze Trump is.

She doesn't care what you have to say unless you are Hollywood elite. She doesn't read her twitter either.

Plus he is a Mormon at a Catholic University. More reason to cover up who he is.

Thank-you from the bottom of my cold cold heart!

Diet Mountain Dew has always been crack to me.

I was like that too. Too many titanic specials on the Discovery channel will do that to you.

Ok, I confess this movie made me Titanic obsessed to the point I watched all specials on tv and read all books I could get my hands on. I wasn't 15 either but a 30 plus year old woman! Never did care for watching the movie on television. I out grew that phase. But if anyone wants to see the latest release in